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| Yes, I do have these kinds of moments every day. But never on a mattress as pretty as that one. |
Girl: It's definitely time to embrace the dreadlocks. I look like a dead junky, but it's cool.
Life: You could always waste yet more time de-tangling them with expensive products?
Girl: Yeah, I know.. But I kinda like it like this. And I'm too busy to shower. No one but me knows that this is all a lazy accident, people just think I'm really cool.
Life: Ahem.
Girl: Don't they?
Life: Ahem.
Girl: Don't they?! I mean, it's not my fault that hair dye ruins all hair, and that I was born with pathetic wisps sprouting from my scalp! That take SEVEN YEARS to get to a decent length?! And than I don't have time to fix it every day?! And that I don't really care if I'm going to have to shave the rest of it off?! Is it???!!!
Life: Uhhhrgh. No comment. And wear a hat.
Girl: Okay. This one looks really cool with my VintageBeatenUpPresentFromMotherOfACoat anyway. See yah!
Life: Jeez.
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